HEY, WORLD CHANGER, LEMME GRAB YOUR ATTENTION:

A GREAT COPYWRITER IS..

-1 part comedian
- 1 part voice impersonator
- 1 part psychoanalyst 
-1 part salesperson 
 

shaken, inspired, and poured over ice.
No chaser.

YOUR BUSINESS SHOULD
SING NOT SCREAM

Maybe you're busy working in your zone of genius, maybe you're too close to what you do to put it into words, or maybe (just maybe) copy was never your jam...and that's a-okay. 

Because, baby, it's my jam.

I've spent over a decade helping everyone from solopreneurs to fortune 500's bring a voice to their brand and create their own unique siren song to call in their people. 

Stepping away from off the rack copy and stepping into something custom made, something signature, something yours...now that sounds more like it. 

Copy weighing down your to-do list? let's talk about how i can help.

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WHAT IT IS

360 Ideal client development

Great copy isn't possible with just basic demographic work. Together we'll deep dive into your dream audience. 

content creation

Cross that copy off your to-do list. 
I'll write it for you and let you know when it's time to give feedback. 

connection strategy

Every project includes a complimentary strategy session so you know how to make the best use of your new copy. 

It   Starts with a Call

The kind of call that, yes, some of our clients have cried on. the kind where we get deep into the societal, cultural, and unspoken mental blocks that keeps them from saying "hell yes".
Here at Self Writeous we call it "taking your client to the couch"

Now, take that foundation...add in your unique voice and purpose...throw in some insanely delicious sales content (minus those gross pain points and false urgency) and voíla! We've got your copy!

Want more details on just how that all get's done? 
Click the button below so we can talk it out.

Tell me bout it, stud.

IF YOu'RE READY TO:

01

Convince your ideal clients you have cameras installed in their home because you know them THAT well. 

02

Fill your calendar with only qualified leads (no creepy outliers that make your job harder). 

03

Convert leads without gross pain points or false urgency while still sounding like you. 

04

Double your email list with subscribers who actually like hearing from you.

this is for you.


Jacqueline tapped into our brand voice better than anyone we've ever worked with. Since then we've been pulling in higher quantity and quality of new leads.

SHE'S AN ACTUAL GENIUS.

- Janét aizenstross, ahavagroup.CO

HOW IT WORKS

01

Our 360 Avatar Call

We start with taking you client to the couch, taking a solid look at social narratives, cultural narratives and any mental blocks that might be getting in the way of an automatic "hell yes".

02

I Get to Work 

Armed with our kick off call and a solid project survey I get busy crafting compelling copy that calls in your dream client

03

Complimentary Strategy Call

Once you're 100% happy with your new copy, we jump into a complimentary strategy call where I break down the exact strategy that went into your copy so you can carry on a cohesive voice. 

Who's scared of playing with the big boys?

like madmen minus the smoking and misogyny

"Not I" said the copywriter.
And she wasn't lying.

I've had the honor of working with some heavy hitters, and crafting some of the messages you've likely seen on tv and in magazines.

All of this to say: You're in good company. 

I get it

Copy can feel like a lose-lose situation

You don't have the time to write it all but you also don't believe someone else could pull off your voice (whatever it is that's actually supposed to sound like).
I feel that, which is why a large part of my process is about being a voice impersonator and stepping into your process and how you express it. 

With Done For You Copy

YOU WILL:

+ have that same confidence you project on calls and videos in every area of your brand.

+ stop relying on bullshit manipulative templates.

+ relate to your ideal client in a truly intimate way. 

+ Get to feel good about how you're selling your products and services.

want something like that?

let's do this thing →

Baby, we've got lots to talk about

WANT IN?

I know you have all kinds of goodness brewing in your business, so let's discuss that next project and how shiny new copy can help. 

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