because 
copy shouldn't mean crisis

What if copywriting was less hustle, more flow?
Less writers block, more 90's hip hop?
Less fetal position and a little more reverse cowgirl?
We can get you there.
Easy conversion copywriting you won't hate. Doesn't that sound nice? 

Good, now let's talk about how. 

Tell me what's on
that copy to-do list

crazy, sexy, copy is here

So you like your copy dirty? Looking to show up in your full badassery minus all those inconvenient "shoulds"? Ready to sell for your authenticity and not despite it? There's a place for that. 

Enter Crazy, Sexy, Copy the community designed to get your copy life together, once and for all. 

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WHERE YOU'VE SEEN THE COPY:

THERE'S NO ONE SIZE FITS ALL COPY SOLUTION

BECAUSE YOUR AUDIENCE ISN'T A SIZE.
THEY'RE PEOPLE. LIKE THE ONES THAT WALK,
AND TALK AND EAT. THOSE KIND. 

So if following the advice of that last "marketing guru" only left with you 80 subscriptions to funnel services and the deep, deep, desire to take a hot shower and scrub off all the "ew"

Do your audience a favor and listen to that feeling. 

"It's just so hard to stand out Jacq". I get that.
"The competition just keeps growing". I get that.
"I threw in a free kitten with every purchase and it still didn't work".
I know the name of a great therapist. Also, I get that (kinda).

However, darling, you can write epic copy without feeling dirty,
while tapping into your audiences core cravings, and sounding like you. 

the story

YOU DON'T HAVE TO
SELL YOUR SOUL FOR A SALESPAGE

We believe that pain points are outdated (and irresponsible), fake urgency is unnecessary and that the biggest factors in great copy is good ol' fashion
compassion and empathy

Whoever said you need to play dirty to convert, clearly didn't have us on their side. But you do. Cheers. 

so you're high-touch?we can dig that.

Sometimes you've only got one shot and you cannot miss your chance... and sometimes you're not Eminem, but you really need your new launch to bring in serious bank.

Maybe you're all about getting that message right, but your new rebrand isn't the time to "perfect your craft".
Maybe, just maybe, you're just too damn busy. We get it.

Give Momma the keys and we'll bring her back sparkling..

 

I can help 
you write it

I can write 
it for you

or

#treatyoself

Crazy sexy 

COPY

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Crazy Sexy Copy is a monthly membership packed with weekly coaching calls, personalized feedback and content goodies.
All for $85 a month. 

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